Life’s lessons
Life’s lessons (and ages at which the person learned them)
- Lending money to friends and relatives causes them to get amnesia. (32)
- You should always put on a new bathing suit and get it wet before wearing it in public. (21)
- No situation is so bad that losing your temper won’t make it. (41)
- You shouldn’t leave your fork on the plate when you reheat food in the microwave. (13)
- When you’re too busy for friends, you’re too busy. (48)
- Life is like a 10-speed bicycle—most of us have gears we never use. (59)
- When parents say, “It doesn’t matter what we think—you are the one dating him,” they hate the guy. (24)
- Keep your words soft and tender because tomorrow you may have to eat them. (38)
- The more mistakes you make, the smarter you get. (13)
- If you are still talking about what you did yesterday, you haven’t done much today. (21)