- God is like Coke … He's the real thing.
- God is like Pan Am … He makes the going great.
- God is like General Electric … He lights your path.
- God is like Bayer Aspirin … He works wonders.
- God is like Hallmark Cards … He cares enough to send the very best.
- God is like Tide … He gets the stains out that others leave behind.
- God is like VO5 Hair Spray … He holds through all kinds of weather.
- God is like Dial Soap … Aren't you glad you know Him? Don't you wish that everyone did?
- God is like Sears … He has everything.
- God is likeAlka-Seltzer … Try Him, you'll like Him.
- God is like Scotch Tape … You can't see Him, but you know He's there.
--Attributed to Mary Mcgarity
